Although those logo animations are darn cute, google.com has finally seen user traffic decrease due to fresh, innovative, and never-before-seen features such as the “search bar” implemented on the right side of brodyleven.com.
Although not verified by any officials or senior correspondents, unofficial leads have informed me that the increase in popularity most likely stems from the recent review of brodyleven.com on travel-guru, appreciator of all things college, and my personal updater on popular
culture bad music, honestlytravels.wordpress.com. Head on over to Honestly, spend the hour I spent 3 days ago–sweating on a sticky Chinese couch–reading every.single.post, and then come back here and click on all of my website sponsors.
…even though I am unsure why I even have those links, because this website literally doesn’t generate a cent.
OH. And BY the way. You know what wakes you up at 7am after 5 hours of sleep? No? Well, I’ll tell you what wakes you up at 7am on the first cool and comfortable morning in 5 weeks. A COCKROACH. You know what not only wakes you up, but quickly convinces you to get out of bed and type junk on a computer? A HUGE cockroach ON YOUR NECK.